THINGS THAT ARE MORE FUN THAN A GROUCHY TWO-YEAR-OLD
* Minor dental surgery without anesthesia
* A sunburn
* Food going down the wrong pipe
* Cleaning a littlebox
* Any kind of news coverage on Kim Kardashian
* Sitting next to a snorer with personal space issues on a flight from Denver to Kansas City
* The grammatically incorrect expression: "I could care less"
* Burning your mouth on coffee
* Being forced to wait an extra 45 minutes in your doctor's waiting room
* Cold McDonald's french fries
THINGS THAT ARE LESS FUN THAN A GROUCHY TWO-YEAR-OLD
* Listening to Ann Coulter
* A papercut
* News coverage on any of the "Real Housewives"
* People that braggingly declare, "Haven't read a single book since high school!"
* Being told while pregnant, "You look like you're about to pop!" Seriously, pregnant women HATE this.
* Political emails
* Cleaning up barf
* Progressive insurance commercials
* Being stuck in traffic on I-25 when it's not rush hour
* Being around drunk people when you are sober
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