We went to the pool to grill the other day and were greeted by three little kids that were really excited to let us know that someone had thrown up in the pool a few minutes earlier. We weren't planning to get in the pool, lucky for us. At first we thought it was strange they were so excited to tell us about the throw up and the realized that when we were seven it would definitely have been the most exciting thing that had ever happened.
The book reviews on Amazon are really distracting. Also, when someone gives one star to A Tree Grows in Brooklyn because it is "boring" they should not ever be allowed to use a computer again.
Bear had almost no eyelashes when he was born. Now, eight weeks on they've started to grow in long and dark. I wasn't expecting this although it's not unwelcome. Also, I noticed bruises on his arms. They freaked me out until I realized he got them from sucking on his arms.
Visible tattoos make most women look really, horribly trashy. You can expect that I will most likely expand on this in the not too distant future.
We were at the mall and saw a girl wearing pants and a sports bra. No shirt. Just a bra. We were so shocked that we couldn't stop staring at her. I guess we should have felt bad about that but clearly that's what she wanted. Otherwise you wear a shirt when you go out.
1 comment:
True on the trashiness of tattoos. Really funny with the throw up. When are you going to write some more?
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